I have a friend who is very into sumo.
Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.
But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron...
I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.
If they win a Sumo tournament they get a giant macaron.
A gothic style Pollaxe,
Germany, 15th century, housed at the Château de Castelnaud.
man it’d be fuckin tight to have a combination cybernetics-transhumanist monster parts body
callout post: @kwarrtz thought frozen pizza meant eating pizza that was literally frozen, as opposed to the premade frozen pizzas in the freezer aisle of the grocery store, which- get this- you then put in the oven to thaw because theyre fucking frozen
No, don’t get it twisted. I know what frozen pizza is, it’s just that the way you talked about it made me think you were eating cold uncooked pizza, and you’re enough of a freak I didn’t question it
why would you not- if i thought somebody was doing that i would plan an intervention. why would you not challenge me on that
callout post: @kwarrtz thought frozen pizza meant eating pizza that was literally frozen, as opposed to the premade frozen pizzas in the freezer aisle of the grocery store, which- get this- you then put in the oven to thaw because theyre fucking frozen
i just straight up dont know where i’m actually supposed to put my hands when it says shoulder width apart. and i cant visually line up my shoulders and hands to see if my shoulders are directly above my hands in the upward position. like. help. i just need a hand placement mat or something christ
bro whys there 50 billion different ways to do a pushup
Axe, 1480, Art Institute of Chicago: Arms, Armor, Medieval, and Renaissance
here’s a concept for one of those japanese like, uh. fuck whats the word. gimme a second. okay its uh “light novel”. a light novel. is like. what if u had one of the scythian anarieis/enarees (from what i’m seeing it seems like they were actually the same thing and Herodotus just used a diff word? but i could easily be misunderstanding it) in a modern high school or college setting. i think that’d be fun
